Mrs M from The Bonny Bard suggest a most fantasticle Monday listicle topic: Ten Reasons I am Great.
1. I am an excellent loser of important things. Need to misplace your garage door opener/cell phone/house keys/important paperwork/debit card? I am your go to gal!
2. I am Queen Procrastinator. I can put even mundane, pointless tasks off to the very last minute. I actually exert more energy putting things off than it would take to do the task.
3. I am proficient at over extending myself.
4. I have a natural talent for wine consumption-as long as it's not red I can consume it in excess.
5. I exhibit advanced skills in batter licking. Brownie batter is my specialty.
6. I can get lost with no effort whatsoever. Once I was on my way to Fayetteville Arkansas and ended up in the vicinity of Joplin Missouri. Another time I picked up my sister at the airport and we were suppose to head toward Vegas. We ended up in LA. Just. Like. That.
7. I have a blog and awesome people have blogs. So I am an awesome person with an awesome blog.
8. I'm a smart ass. Clearly this is much better than being a dumb ass.
9. I always let my kids get out the pladydough and paint and build pillow forts.
10. I make at least one feeble attempt per year to quit drinking my beloved coke.