Showing posts with label social experiment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label social experiment. Show all posts

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Life is a Distraction


Word of the week: DISTRACTIONS


It seems like my life is one giant distraction. I start a task only to be distracted by a question that can't wait, a desperate and immediate need for a glass of chocolate milk, or to referee yet another sibling squabble. One minute I am folding laundry, my mind buzzing with items to add to the grocery list, phone calls to make, emails to send, chores to be done. The doorbell rings and two monkeys race to answer it, screaming "I'll get it" and thrilled the neighbors are here to play. I close the front door as they dart down the stairs already working out the details of what they will play. I pause for a moment, wondering what I was about to do. I wind the cord of the vaccum cleaner I used earlier to suck up the millions of pine needles left behind. As I open the closet door to put it away I decide there are way too many jackets and coats so I grab a box and start tossing some in to donate. StinkBug's too small camouflage hoodie will be a perfect fit for Ryan so I head out to the garage to add it to the basket of things I have already gathered. Walking back in the house, I glance in the minivan, see my purse and remember the mail I shoved in it as I rushed to pick up the kids from school on Friday. As I sit down on the couch to read the mail, I shove the laundry basket out of the way and think "why the hell am I always folding laundry? Why doesn't it ever get finished?"


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Monday, October 10, 2011

Confessions

Sometimes:

* I wear my pink fleece sock monkey pajama pants when I drive carpool. (I call it making a fashion statement.)

*I let my kids eat popcorn, cereal & yogurt for dinner. (I call this utilizing their self help skills.)

*I don't make dinner and just wait until they ask to be fed. (I call this my social experiment.)

*I put things on my to do list that I have already done so I have a sense of accomplishment. (I call this my motivational tool.)

*I lose the garage door opener, mail key, debit card etc. & I don't look for it because I am hopeful it will eventually show up. (I call this what it is..LAZY & SCATTERBRAINED.)

*I put dirty dishes & other random objects in a box and shove it in the back of the mini van so I am ready for a house showing. (I call this resourceful.)

*I don't like other people's kids but I invite them over anyway. ( I call this building up my tolerance.)


What are you willing to confess?