2. What sicko created this?
3. Kettle corn is repulsive. Candy corn is even more repusive. Let's combine two horrific tastes for a vomit orgy in your mouth.
4. U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You ugly!
5. There isn't enough booze in the world to convince me that a candy corn-tini should be consumed by humans.
7. The only time I willingly ate jello was after my appendectomy. What was suppose to be out patient surgery ended up being an extended stay at St. Mary's Regional Medical Center. Everyone knows that orange and green are the most nauseating flavors. I can only hope that this doesn't actually taste like candy corn.