2. What sicko created this?
4. U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You ugly!
5. There isn't enough booze in the world to convince me that a candy corn-tini should be consumed by humans.
7. The only time I willingly ate jello was after my appendectomy. What was suppose to be out patient surgery ended up being an extended stay at St. Mary's Regional Medical Center. Everyone knows that orange and green are the most nauseating flavors. I can only hope that this doesn't actually taste like candy corn.
6 comments:
Haha! I hate candy corns too. Those shoes...
I can't believe I used to actually ummm like candy corn as a kid. Thankfully my tastes have matured. Ha!
I saw those Oreos the other day and almost heaved right there. Yuck!
Funny but only with you on most of it. I LOVE candy corn. There is only one time a year that it is socially (or even privately) acceptable to eat it. It's kind of gross but tastes so good.
The other "fake" candy corn - could not agree more. The shoes - Who would ever even think of them? The cereal? Come on, Capn Crunch is bad enough. Jello? There is not enough vodka to make drink/eat it.
Good luck on your quest
I knew I like you.
At least you came to your senses!
I am an oreo purist...double stuffed is my version of crazy.
My husband LOVES candy corn too! I told him he should have disclosed that info before we got married.
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