What? Are you calling me a liar?
I see the way you are furrowing your brow at me!
You don't think I give them somethin' to talk about? <<cue Bonnie Raitt music>>
You see, on random weekdays I deposit a stash of cash. I have even been known to deposit a wad of George Washingtons (aka one dollar bills). It is never the same amount...sometimes odd sometimes even. I also occassionally deposit out of state checks from several different men. (They happen to be from my husband and my dad).
I am betting the tellers think "minivan momma by day...exotic dancer/kept woman/leading two lives by night."
**In full disclosure the wad of cash is my unemployment benefits which I withdraw from an ATM that spits out only twenty dollar bills.
Who talks about you and what are they saying?