-I didn't have to clean. Before OR after.
-I didn't have to shove my hand up a raw turkey carcass and grab giblets.
- I didn't have to make a million trips to the grocery store for forgotten ingredients.
-I didn't have to foot the bill for the food orgy.
-I didn't have to bake pies-I don't like baking nor do I like eating pies.
- I didn't have to worry about staying sober while cooking.
- I didn't have to make room in the fridge for leftovers.
-I didn't have to eat leftovers.
What were the highlights of your Thanksgiving?
2 comments:
OMG! I totally hear you, sister. I am thankful every year that I don't have to host our family's food orgy.
Hope you and your family had a great holiday!
we had 11 people at our house and no one argued. My wife and mother in law cooked some amazing food. I ate so much pumpkin pie that I called a rehab clinic. i watched a lot of football and worked on my novel.
it was great
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