Twitter Profiles I'd love to see:
@theysuck Ashamed mom of 3, hater of cupcakes, married to no talent, despicable schmuck, fun hater, joy sucker, miserable wretch.
@whyme Mom of ugly twin daughters, slacker wife to dipshit husand, blogging about lame ass shit no one cares about.
@imposter Unimaginative writer, living the nightmare, despiser of felines, booger picking, link pimping loser.
@judgeywhore Judgemental beotch, pusher of crappy home parties, bitter, hostile, political nutjob, trying to make your life as miserable as mine.
@cirlceofbitches online community dedicated to making your life more complicated & miserable, know it all snobs.
@captionlamo Bullshitter, bragger, poster of links, will never follow you or anyone for that matter!
What profiles would you love to see?
@theysuck Ashamed mom of 3, hater of cupcakes, married to no talent, despicable schmuck, fun hater, joy sucker, miserable wretch.
@whyme Mom of ugly twin daughters, slacker wife to dipshit husand, blogging about lame ass shit no one cares about.
@imposter Unimaginative writer, living the nightmare, despiser of felines, booger picking, link pimping loser.
@judgeywhore Judgemental beotch, pusher of crappy home parties, bitter, hostile, political nutjob, trying to make your life as miserable as mine.
@cirlceofbitches online community dedicated to making your life more complicated & miserable, know it all snobs.
@captionlamo Bullshitter, bragger, poster of links, will never follow you or anyone for that matter!
What profiles would you love to see?
2 comments:
YES! YES! I LOVE those! Hysterical.
Love @attentionhobag -- So many high school girls are obsessed with the damn duck face pose.
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