* I wear my pink fleece sock monkey pajama pants when I drive carpool. (I call it making a fashion statement.)
*I let my kids eat popcorn, cereal & yogurt for dinner. (I call this utilizing their self help skills.)
*I don't make dinner and just wait until they ask to be fed. (I call this my social experiment.)
*I put things on my to do list that I have already done so I have a sense of accomplishment. (I call this my motivational tool.)
*I lose the garage door opener, mail key, debit card etc. & I don't look for it because I am hopeful it will eventually show up. (I call this what it is..LAZY & SCATTERBRAINED.)
*I put dirty dishes & other random objects in a box and shove it in the back of the mini van so I am ready for a house showing. (I call this resourceful.)
*I don't like other people's kids but I invite them over anyway. ( I call this building up my tolerance.)
What are you willing to confess?