Friday, December 23, 2011

These Balls Saved Our Life

Some people call these  Oreo Truffles. Me? I call them like I see them.


Because I'm classy like that. And the ball jokes are ENDLESS. Endless I tell you. They amuse me to no end.

Txt to Big Yankee: Getting ready to crush some balls and soften some cream.

Don't you wish you were here to watch me fondle balls?

My balls are famous. People beg for them year after year.

They are going to DEVOUR my creamy balls.

I have the most popular balls in school.

Everyone is jealous of my balls.

Waiting for my balls to harden so I can dip them is chocolatey goodness.

Txt to friend L: It's that time of year...molding some perfect balls & dipping them in sexual chocolate

(Best Band Name EVER...who can name the movie?)

Someday I will tell you the story of Christmas Eve 2009 when these balls saved our life. But for now I will leave you with an easy recipe so you can share your balls of gooey goodness with everyone you know.

  • 1 (16 ounce) package Oreo cookies , crushed
  • 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese , softened
  • 1 (24 ounce) package white chocolate bark
  • 1 (24 ounce) package chocolate bark


  1. 1
    Using a blender or hand held mixer, mix Oreos and cream cheese together.
  2. 2
    Roll into walnut size balls.
  3. 3
    Chill for an hour.
  4. 4
    Melt approximately 3/4 package of white almond bark.
  5. 5
    Stick a toothpick in an Oreo ball and dip it in the melted white almond bark.
  6. 6
    Allow to harden on wax paper.
  7. 7
    Takes about 15 minute.
  8. 8
    While waiting, melt about 1/4 package of chocolate almond bark.
  9. 9
    When Oreo balls are no longer sticky to the touch, decorate with drizzles of chocolate and white almond bark.
  10. 10
    I just use a sandwich bag with a tiny hole cut in one corner to drizzle the almond bark.

1 comment:

Carrie said...

OMG YES! Balls makes me giggle like a 3rd grader just like farts does!

And I must say, your balls look delicious.

And tasty.

(And I don't mean that near as creepy as it sounds.)