**Go ahead and pull that muscle patting yourself on the back for your ingenious idea of packing wine glasses in the kid's lunchboxes. In a few months you will be mortified when the new school calls and says "maybe where you're from the kids drink Pinot Grigio with pb & j but around these parts we send juice boxes."
**Yes we ALL know you've spent the last
**If you post a desperate plea for help on Facebook like this you will be lucky to receive a few smart ass comments. If you are getting rid of things (riding lawnmowers, clothes dryers, and refrigerators) you will receive 14 DMs within 80 seconds from "friends" you haven't seen since 1986.